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Ok. Time for a rant.

This shit is getting out of control and I’m starting to feel like if I don’t let some of my inner-cyber-thuggery out I’m gonna bleed out of my ears. I mean just look at this clusterfuck of cuntflappery, yes, its a leopard print nylon (womens?) coat and it can be yours for just $70 on Ebay. The Brooklynite lesbian sporting this fantastic attire likes to highlight the look with a fake rolex watch, skin tight jeans, (fake?) supreme tee and a Serious snapback (it doesn’t matter if you’ve never been to the US, you can still rock it).
Now I have a few theories about this, but maybe its those tunnel earrings that are causing that mysterious facial expression, or perhaps its that Ellen Degeneres fringe that’s making him look all confused into the distance. Swag bruh. Swaggg. Short sleeves / shrugged shoulders gives people the impression that he’s skagging or hungover, which is cool cos he’s probably been up all night snorting all sorts of class A drugs listening to minimal techno and house. Berlin blah blah blah, you finish it.
Something about the inbred looking moustache too. #Streetwear

But seriously THE FUCK.

Over. I’m sorry for putting you through this.

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